Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

~~~Because he isn't dead yet!

Why cant you take a photo of an indian woman using hair curlers?

~~~~You can't take a picture with hair curlers you need a camera!

If coast is spelled C-O-A-S-T and roast is spelled R-O-A-S-T and most is spelled M-O-S-T . Then how do you spell what goes into a toaster?

MY MICROPENIS!

What is the laziest mountain in the world?
Mount Ever - my micropenis!!

Why does a traffic light turn red?
Penus!

What did the policeman say to his tummy ?
You're under 'a Vest' *shoot my tummy*!!!!!!!!!!

What'd you do that?!?!?!!

Because youre UGLY.